Sheltering Suburban Mom

SAYS VIDEO GAMES WILL ROT YOUR BRAIN PLAYS FARMVILLE FOR SIX HOURS

SAYS VIDEO GAMES WILL ROT YOUR BRAIN PLAYS FARMVILLE FOR SIX HOURS  Sheltering Suburban Mom

tells everyone to recycle and 'go green' drives h2 hummer

tells everyone to recycle and 'go green' drives h2 hummer  Sheltering Suburban Mom

KNOWS HOW THE WORLD WORKS HAS NEVER LEFT THE COUNty

KNOWS HOW THE WORLD WORKS HAS NEVER LEFT THE COUNty  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Tell son he wastes time playing video games Buy him every console on launch day

Tell son he wastes time playing video games Buy him every console on launch day  Sheltering Suburban Mom

4 kids all gifted

4 kids all gifted  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Wants normal 15 year old son Puts only computer in the living room

Wants normal 15 year old son Puts only computer in the living room  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Turn off computer at 8pm hackers are in the internet at night

Turn off computer at 8pm hackers are in the internet at night  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Wants everyone to see her as a loving wife Never touches her husband

Wants everyone to see her as a loving wife Never touches her husband  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Tells you to abstain from sex until married Used to be a groupie for Kiss

Tells you to abstain from sex until married Used to be a groupie for Kiss  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Brags About Being A Cougar to Friends Husband sleeps on couch if he mentions sex

Brags About Being A Cougar to Friends  Husband sleeps on couch if he mentions sex  Sheltering Suburban Mom