Sheltering Suburban Mom

Notices reference to magic in children's book satanic

Notices reference to magic in children's book satanic  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"you're a miracle and the best thing in my life" Condom broke at Lollapalooza '94

Complains about men staring at the gym ass says "Juicy"

Complains about men staring at the gym ass says

Makes you wash and reuse ziplock bags Buys $150 shoes

Makes you wash and reuse ziplock bags Buys $150 shoes  Sheltering Suburban Mom

LOVES THE TEACHINGS OF JESUS WON'T GIVE HOMELESS GUY A DOLLAR

LOVES THE TEACHINGS OF JESUS WON'T GIVE HOMELESS GUY A DOLLAR  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Sees you playing a game online Tells you to pause it

Sees you playing a game online Tells you to pause it  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Turns the internet off at night it causes cancer

Turns the internet off at night it causes cancer  Sheltering Suburban Mom

I don't always comment on your facebook status but when i do, no one else wants to afterwards

I don't always comment on your facebook status but when i do, no one else wants to afterwards  Sheltering Suburban Mom

tells kids not to post pictures of themselves on the internet becomes a meme

tells kids not to post pictures of themselves on the internet becomes a meme  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Hires dead maid's sister calls her by the same name

Hires dead maid's sister calls her by the same name  Sheltering Suburban Mom