Sheltering Suburban Mom

so you're an atheist now? you can say goodbye to christmas then hasn't been to church in 3 years

so you're an atheist now? you can say goodbye to christmas then hasn't been to church in 3 years  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Sends son to rehab for smoking pot Needs two xanax and a bottle of wine to sleep

Sends son to rehab for smoking pot Needs two xanax and a bottle of wine to sleep  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Kept you from friends she disapproved of asks why you grew up to be antisocial

Kept you from friends she disapproved of asks why you grew up to be antisocial  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"You're only 20. you're still just a kid!" Hits on your friends.

Threatens to disown you after having premarital sex Is an urban legend for cock sucking at her community college

Threatens to disown you after having premarital sex Is an urban legend for cock sucking at her community college  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Bitches about childhood obesity "Clear your plate or you are grounded"

Bitches about childhood obesity

"That aerosol deodorant you use is terrible for the environment" Buys bottled water

Cuts allowance due to the economy Spends $100/week at the salon

Cuts allowance due to the economy Spends $100/week at the salon  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Son doesn't arrive home at the usual hour MURDERED

Son doesn't arrive home at the usual hour MURDERED  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"Dunkin' Donuts is garbage" Takes kid to Mcdonalds every day.