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Sheltering Suburban Mom

so you're an atheist now? you can say goodbye to christmas then hasn't been to church in 3 years

so you're an atheist now? you can say goodbye to christmas then hasn't been to church in 3 years Sheltering Suburban Mom
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Sends son to rehab for smoking pot Needs two xanax and a bottle of wine to sleep

Sends son to rehab for smoking pot Needs two xanax and a bottle of wine to sleep Sheltering Suburban Mom
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Kept you from friends she disapproved of asks why you grew up to be antisocial

Kept you from friends she disapproved of asks why you grew up to be antisocial Sheltering Suburban Mom
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"You're only 20. you're still just a kid!" Hits on your friends.
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Threatens to disown you after having premarital sex Is an urban legend for cock sucking at her community college

Threatens to disown you after having premarital sex Is an urban legend for cock sucking at her community college Sheltering Suburban Mom
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Bitches about childhood obesity "Clear your plate or you are grounded"

Bitches about childhood obesity
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"That aerosol deodorant you use is terrible for the environment" Buys bottled water
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Cuts allowance due to the economy Spends $100/week at the salon

Cuts allowance due to the economy Spends $100/week at the salon Sheltering Suburban Mom
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Son doesn't arrive home at the usual hour MURDERED

Son doesn't arrive home at the usual hour MURDERED Sheltering Suburban Mom
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"Dunkin' Donuts is garbage" Takes kid to Mcdonalds every day.
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