Sheltering Suburban Mom

Tells kids to take care of their bodies Gets skin cancer from tanning

Tells kids to take care of their bodies Gets skin cancer from tanning  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Tells daughter she needs to diet to be top cheerleader bakes cookies constantly

Tells daughter she needs to diet to be top cheerleader bakes cookies constantly  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Complains about not being able to find things in stores Puts things back in the wrong place.

Complains about not being able to find things in stores Puts things back in the wrong place.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Thinks Homosexuality is a Sin Wishes you were like the kids on Glee

Thinks Homosexuality is a Sin Wishes you were like the kids on Glee  Sheltering Suburban Mom

never uses credit card over the phone posts family's pictures and current location on facebook

never uses credit card over the phone posts family's pictures and current location on facebook  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Complains her children have nothing good to read Writes twilight

Complains her children have nothing good to read Writes twilight  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Complains about Gas Prices Drives a Suburban

Complains about Gas Prices Drives a Suburban  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Calls Mexicans lazy Hires mexican housekeeper

Calls Mexicans lazy Hires mexican housekeeper  Sheltering Suburban Mom

bought a volvo for safety texts while driving

bought a volvo for safety texts while driving  Sheltering Suburban Mom

encourages her kids to be individuals does whatever oprah says

encourages her kids to be individuals does whatever oprah says  Sheltering Suburban Mom