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Am I or Aren't I

HORNY? COURSE I AM, MY WHOLE SPECIES HAS TWO HORNS RIGHT ON THEIR SNOUT. Sexually Oblivious Rhino

U stupid dude

SHE SAY

I tried to put PENIS as my password but...Facebook said IT WASN'T LONG ENOUGH.

I TRIED TO PUT PENIS AS MY PASSWORD BUT... FACEBOOK SAID IT WASN'T LONG ENOUGH. Sexually Oblivious Rhino

There's a place in France, where people wear no pants.

THERE'S A PLACE IN FRANCE... WHERE PEOPLE WEAR NO PANTS. Sexually Oblivious Rhino

For those who are smart

HOW IS LEN BROWN  THE NEW FOREIGN AFFIARS MINISTER? Sexually Oblivious Rhino

horny arcade fire

I'M HELLA HORNY  TO SEE ARCADE FIRE LIVE! Sexually Oblivious Rhino

SHAG SHOP

SHAG SHOP?  I ALREADY BOUGHT A RUG AT IKEA Sexually Oblivious Rhino

stabby stabby ;)

DOUBLE PENETRATION? *STABS WITH BOTH HORNS* Sexually Oblivious Rhino

Oral Sex. No condom? No Problem!

ALWAYS USES A CONDOM.  EXCEPT FOR ORAL SEX. EWW.  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

horny rhino

IM HORNY.     HEHEHEHE Sexually Oblivious Rhino