Sexually Oblivious Rhino

GODDAMNIT JUST TAKE MY TITLE

YOUR PUSSY IS WET? I'M MORE OF A DOG PERSON MYSELF. Sexually Oblivious Rhino

She wants a facial

YOU WANT A FACIAL? GO TO THE SPA OR SOMETHING. Sexually Oblivious Rhino

I won't inflate

YOU WANT TO GIVE ME A BLOWJOB? NO THANKS, I WON'T INFLATE. HERE, TAKE THIS BALLOON. Sexually Oblivious Rhino

Bunk swapper

This father is anal

WHAT DO YOU MEAN,

I'm soooo wasted

WHEN I'M DRINKING WINE I'M A RHINO YO... Sexually Oblivious Rhino

Not the car but somethin else

HUMMER DEFINITLEY NOT I DRIVE A JAPANESE TOYOTA PRIUS Sexually Oblivious Rhino

Rhino believe you

RHINO BELIEVE YOU ALICIA  BUT WE SHOULD HANGSOON Sexually Oblivious Rhino

Rhi-nologically

U LIKE 2 SWALLOW? HOW DID U KNOW I WAS A KEEN ORNITHOLOGIST? Sexually Oblivious Rhino

Rhino-popoffsterous

CUNNILINGUS? WELL YES I AM QUITE A EXPERT CONVERSATIONALIST Sexually Oblivious Rhino