Scumbag Steve

someone confronts him with his douchebag behaviour always responds "are you gonna cry now?"

someone confronts him with his douchebag behaviour always responds

gets arrested and put in jail for robbing your house still doesn't tell where he stashed your stuff

gets arrested and put in jail for robbing your house still doesn't tell where he stashed your stuff  Scumbag Steve

Shows up 1 minute before you close and orders a steak dinner Complains it's overcooked and demands you make him a new one

Shows up 1 minute before you close and orders a steak dinner Complains it's overcooked and demands you make him a new one  Scumbag Steve

no longer talks to you because your sister is no longer single

no longer talks to you because your sister is no longer single  Scumbag Steve

caught cheating asks for threesome

caught cheating asks for threesome  Scumbag Steve

Asks to borrow a pencil on the first day of school

Asks to borrow a pencil on the first day of school  Scumbag Steve

Says he's not gonna eat when everyone orders pizza Doesn't pay and eats more than anyone

Says he's not gonna eat when everyone orders pizza Doesn't pay and eats more than anyone  Scumbag Steve

Sits behind you at the theater Puts his feet on the back of your chair

Sits behind you at the theater Puts his feet on the back of your chair  Scumbag Steve

Sits in the passenger's seat in front of you Moves seat back as far as possible

Sits in the passenger's seat in front of you Moves seat back as far as possible  Scumbag Steve

"loyalty" tattooed across forearm Habitually cheats on girlfriend