Scumbag Steve

Can't Come Over

GETS INVITED OVER

My math teacher.

TEACHES US A NEW  SUBJECT GRADES IT AS A POP QUIZ Scumbag Steve

Fat guy

TOO FAT TO PLAY REAL HOCKEY PLAYS IN HANDICAPPED LEAGUE AND TAKES IT SERIOUSLY  Scumbag Steve

scrub rapper

MY RAPS DONT NEED RHYTHM AND RHYME Scumbag Steve

Facebook Absence

GETS A BUNCH OF NEW LIKES FOR HIS PAGE DISAPPEARS FROM FACEBOOK WITHOUT A WARNING Scumbag Steve

Discovered something really disturbing about myself.

IS GENUINELY NICE TO GIRLS HE LIKES, GETS TREATED LIKE CRAP IN RETURN IS AN ASSHOLE TO HIS FAMILY, THEY STILL LOVE AND SUPPORT HIM. Scumbag Steve

Present Troll

IS WRAPPING PRESENT IN MEMES  TO RAGE HIS SISTER Scumbag Steve

grogs

GETS YOUR HOPES UP ABOUT A QUAINT REUNION SKYPE PULLS HIS BUTT APART Scumbag Steve

250f Spode

HAS A STOCK 250F CLAIMS HE CAN DO OVER 100 MPH Scumbag Steve

Scumbag pete

HANGOUT IS HAVING A CONVERSATION INTERRUPTS BY POINTS ON TV WHILE TALKING JIBBERISH Scumbag Steve