Scumbag Steve

Buys 2 giant Coconut Waters for the Group

 PROCEEDS TO DRINK RIGHT FROM THE MOUTH OF THEM SO THEY CAN'T BE SHARED Scumbag Steve

little sister fail

HAS AWESOME BROTHER NEVER CALLS OR TEXTS HIM Scumbag Steve

No Soulja Boy

I THOUGHT WE WOULD BE FRIENDS TILL HE SAID SOULJA BOY IS THE BEST RAPPER ALIVE Scumbag Steve

Talk run-through

SPENDS HOURS CREATING AN OUTLINE AND A BUNCH OF SLIDES FOR A TALK TOO LAZY TO SPEND 30 MINUTES ON A RUN-THROUGH TO CHECK THE TIMING Scumbag Steve

jira life

SAYS JIRA REBOOT AT 10AM BUSTS THAT REBOOT OUT AT 9:52 Scumbag Steve

OIL CHANGE JERK

BUYS OIL CHANGE SPECIAL  RETURNS OIL FILTER Scumbag Steve

Scumbag greg

INVITES EVERYONE OVER FOR A DINNER PROMISED FOR TWO WEEKS MESSAGES US TO LET US KNOW 4 HOURS BEFORE IT HAPPENS Scumbag Steve

Scumbag Navi

IS NAVI PACKS THE ROCKS ON THE LEFT Scumbag Steve

Asshole Houseguest

LIVING IN MY LOFT FOR FREE FOR THE PAST 6 MONTHS SINCE LOSING HIS JOB COMPLAINS WHEN I HAVE GUESTS OVER BECAUSE I DIDN'T TELL HIM IN ADVANCE. Scumbag Steve

I don't want to give it a title

COMPLAINS ABOUT LACK OF COMMITMENT  DITCHES FIRST GAME  Scumbag Steve