Scumbag Steve

Comes over and Clogs your toilet leaves without telling you

Comes over and Clogs your toilet leaves without telling you  Scumbag Steve

Has the window seat on the plane Closes shade and sleeps for the whole flight

Has the window seat on the plane Closes shade and sleeps for the whole flight  Scumbag Steve

Just missed his call and called back right away Doesn't Answer

Just missed his call and called back right away Doesn't Answer  Scumbag Steve

Drives 15 under the speed limit Floors it when you try to pass

Drives 15 under the speed limit Floors it when you try to pass  Scumbag Steve

Knows his lane ends and needs to merge Speeds up and tries to get one spot closer

Knows his lane ends and needs to merge Speeds up and tries to get one spot closer   Scumbag Steve

Makes 1 toaster strudel Uses 2 frosting packets

Makes 1 toaster strudel Uses 2 frosting packets  Scumbag Steve

Joins In A Game Of Pickup Basketball Calls A Foul Every Time Someone Touches Him

Joins In A Game Of Pickup Basketball Calls A Foul Every Time Someone Touches Him  Scumbag Steve

Breaks something of yours says "o well, it was a piece of shit anyway"

Breaks something of yours says

Asks you for a ride home Complains about how bad of a driver you are

Asks you for a ride home Complains about how bad of a driver you are  Scumbag Steve

Takes a dump in a public bathroom Leaves it sitting there for the next person

Takes a dump in a public bathroom Leaves it sitting there for the next person  Scumbag Steve