Scumbag Santa

Santa isn't real

IF YOU ARE OLD ENOUGH TO READ THIS... I'M NOT REAL!!! Scumbag Santa

Scumbag Santa

SANTA GOES TO AN ORPHANAGE AND SAYS NO TOYS FOR CHILDREN WHO DIDN'T LISTEN TO THEIR PARENTS Scumbag Santa

Pay it Backward

YOU'VE BEEN SO NAUGHTY I'M COMING TO YOUR HOUSE TO TAKE SOME STUFF BACK Scumbag Santa

Bad Santa

HEY KIDS FORGET THE MILK AND COOKIES YOU MOM IS ON THE NAUGHTY LIST Scumbag Santa

Funky santa

SANTA KNOWS YOU'VE BEEN A NAUGHTY GIRL!  SANTA SEES EVERYTHING. Scumbag Santa

jehovahs witness humor

CHRISTMAS THE TIME OF YEAR IT REALLY SUCKS TO BE A JEHOVAH'S WITNESS Scumbag Santa

Jehovah's Witnesses humor

SANTA, MOMMY LAUGHS AT ME FOR WANTING TO BELIEVE IN YOU TELL MOMMY I LAUGH AT HER FOR BELIEVING ANYTHING PASSED DOWN FROM THE WBTS Scumbag Santa

Why Wait?

DON'T WAIT FOR ME TO GET IN THE GIVING MOOD NOMINATE SOMEONE TO WIN A FREE COMFORTAIRE BED NOW Scumbag Santa

Tis the season to be eager.

GUESS WHAT! DECEMBER STARTS TOMORROW Scumbag Santa