Scumbag Santa

BAKKEN I AFTEN

BAKKEN  I AFTEN Scumbag Santa

Ho ho ho

REAL WOMEN WANT THE BIG BELLY ONLY ALCOHOLICS WANT THE SIX PACK Scumbag Santa

fake santas !

HO HO HO THOSE FAKE SANTAS LOOK SO CUTE !  Scumbag Santa

Good guy santa

KNOWS YOUR PARENTS ARE DIVORCED GIVES YOU TWICE AS MANY PRESENTS Scumbag Santa

I always loved having two Christmases

KNOWS YOUR PARENTS ARE DEVORCED GIVES YOU PRESENTS AT BOTH HOUSES Scumbag Santa

You Better Watch Out, Santa is in Town!!!

HE SEES YOU WHEN YOU BOLUS.                  HE KNOWS YOUR BGLS. SO YOU BETTER COUNT THOSE CARBS JUST RIGHT OR YOU MAY NOT HEAR THOSE BELLS!!  Scumbag Santa

Subversive Santa

YOU ASK FOR A TANGERINE HE GIVES YOU AN XBOX Scumbag Santa

Santa Meme

I'VE SEE YOUR FACEBOOK STATUSES YOU'RE ALL GETTING RAVE TICKETS. Scumbag Santa

Santa no Cookies

SCREW CHRISTMAS COOKIES! BECAUSE MY NAME IS SANTA, I GOT A FREE PIZZA ON TEMPTSTER Scumbag Santa

Santa Name

BECAUSE MY NAME IS SANTA I GOT A FREE PIZZA ON TEMPTSTER Scumbag Santa