Scumbag Parents

blames the computer if there's a problem with you. blames you if there's a problem with the computer.

blames the computer if there's a problem with you. blames you if there's a problem with the computer.   Scumbag Parents

Agrees to knock on your bedroom door before entering Knocks, then opens door anyway before you can respond

Agrees to knock on your bedroom door before entering Knocks, then opens door anyway before you can respond  Scumbag Parents

spoil the shit out of you Get pissed when you can't take care of yourself

spoil the shit out of you Get pissed when you can't take care of yourself  Scumbag Parents

both college graduates incapable of helping you with homework after 4th grade

both college graduates incapable of helping you with homework after 4th grade  Scumbag Parents

Tells you how they got their own place and jobs after college. Fucks up economy so you can't.

Tells you how they got their own place and jobs after college. Fucks up economy so you can't.  Scumbag Parents

Makes you clean your room for relatives coming over Nobody goes near room

Makes you clean your room for relatives coming over Nobody goes near room  Scumbag Parents

OH, THIRSTY

THIRSTY? JUST DRINK YOUR SPIT Scumbag Parents

Vamos casar

TAMOS FELIZ D+! VAMOS CASAR NO RANCHO CANABRAVA!!! Scumbag Parents

and my parents wonder why im STILL livin at their house

WE WANT YOU TO PAY YOUR OWN STUDENT LOANS, CAR, CELLPHONE, AND RENT Scumbag Parents

and my parents wonder why i'm STILL livin at their house...

WE WANT YOU TO PAY YOUR OWN STUDENT LOANS, CELL PHONE, CAR, AND RENT Scumbag Parents