Scumbag College Freshman

York Student MUCH?

LIVES IN ONE OF THE BEST COUNTRIES THAT ALLOWS FOR A GENEROUS STANDARD OF LIVING, INCLUDING UNIVERSITY EDUCATION RANTS TO HIS AMERICAN FRIENDS ABOUT HOW EXPENSIVE ONTARIO TUITION IS Scumbag College Freshman

He's right up there with the guy who reminds the professor you have homework

DOESN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT THE PROFESSOR IS TALKING ABOUT EXPECTS YOU TO BE HIS PERSONAL TUTOR IN THE MIDDLE OF LECTURE Scumbag College Freshman

Has never said a word to his professors during class Asks them for a reference letter about how engaging, motivated, and dedicated he is

HAS NEVER SAID A WORD TO HIS PROFESSORS DURING CLASS ASKS THEM FOR A REFERENCE LETTER ABOUT HOW ENGAGING, MOTIVATED, AND DEDICATED HE IS Scumbag College Freshman

Distracts the class, never participates or asks questions Calls his professors nasty things because he failed their 'hard' exams

DISTRACTS THE CLASS, NEVER PARTICIPATES OR ASKS QUESTIONS CALLS HIS PROFESSORS NASTY THINGS BECAUSE HE FAILED THEIR 'HARD' EXAMS Scumbag College Freshman

EAT HEALTHY FOOD? I'D LOVE TO, EXCEPT I'M ON A REALLY TIGHT BUDGET GOES TO THE BAR EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT

EAT HEALTHY FOOD? I'D LOVE TO, EXCEPT I'M ON A REALLY TIGHT BUDGET GOES TO THE BAR EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT Scumbag College Freshman

Times are tough, bro!

BECOMES YOUR ROOMMATE, EATS 90% OF THE FOOD IN THE FRIDGE AT ANY GIVEN WEEK, DOESN'T DO LAUNDRY AND REFUSES TO SHARE RENT

Enrolls in the best course with the best professor Never shows up to class

ENROLLS IN THE BEST COURSE WITH THE BEST PROFESSOR NEVER SHOWS UP TO CLASS Scumbag College Freshman

"COLLEGE IS TOO DAMN HARD!" SLEEPS ALL DAY, PARTIES ALL NIGHT

Printscreened and handed to the professor

SAID HE WAS TOO BUSY TO DO GROUPWORK BRAGS ON FACEBOOK ABOUT GETTING HAMMERED EVERYNIGHT OF THE WEEKEND Scumbag College Freshman