Scumbag Brain

You're embarrassed? Don't worry, I'll make your face bright red

You're embarrassed? Don't worry, I'll make your face bright red   Scumbag Brain

More powerful than any computer "Why did I walk into this room again?"

More powerful than any computer

2 EXAMS TOMORROW? HAVE A PANIC ATTACK, IT WILL HELP

2 EXAMS TOMORROW? HAVE A PANIC ATTACK, IT WILL HELP  Scumbag Brain

HAS A DEGREE, A MASTERS AND A NICE PAYING JOB Needs to sing the alphabet to remember where J goes

HAS A DEGREE, A MASTERS AND A NICE PAYING JOB Needs to sing the alphabet to remember where J goes  Scumbag Brain

Need to wake up early? Better not sleep. Need to think about waking up early

Need to wake up early? Better not sleep.  Need to think about waking up early  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you were rejected by your crush? you should probably like her even more now

Oh, you were rejected by your crush? you should probably like her even more now  Scumbag Brain

Heard what you said exactly responds saying "What?"

Heard what you said exactly responds saying

About to wake up in a hotel room with your parents? One boner, please.

About to wake up in a hotel room with your parents? One boner, please.   Scumbag Brain

Insists you're forgetting something Won't tell you what it is

Insists you're forgetting something Won't tell you what it is  Scumbag Brain

Oh you're going downstairs in the dark? Let me add an imaginary step at the bottom for you.

Oh you're going downstairs in the dark? Let me add an imaginary step at the bottom for you.   Scumbag Brain