Scumbag Brain

Can't remember the answer to an exam question until you leave the exam

Can't remember the answer to an exam question until you leave the exam  Scumbag Brain

You woke up early? Great job! Lets celebrate with more sleep

You woke up early? Great job! Lets celebrate with more sleep  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you have a 15 hour workday tomorrow? Better stay awake tonight and look at pictures of cats on the internet.

Oh, you have a 15 hour workday tomorrow? Better stay awake tonight and look at pictures of cats on the internet.   Scumbag Brain

Maybe you left the light on this morning Or maybe there's a serial killer in your house

Maybe you left the light on this morning Or maybe there's a serial killer in your house  Scumbag Brain

Can dream about anything in the world and is not limited by the laws of physics DREAMS ABOUT YOUR EX

Can dream about anything in the world and is not limited by the laws of physics DREAMS ABOUT YOUR EX   Scumbag Brain

It's your day off, you can sleep in till noon Better wake you up at 7:30

It's your day off, you can sleep in till noon Better wake you up at 7:30   Scumbag Brain

HEY, REMEMBER THAT ARGUMENT YOU HAD 10 MINUTES AGO? HERE'S THE PERFECT COMEBACK.

HEY, REMEMBER THAT ARGUMENT YOU HAD 10 MINUTES AGO? HERE'S THE PERFECT COMEBACK.   Scumbag Brain

Drinking rum All night wake up! it's 7am!

Drinking rum All night wake up! it's 7am!  Scumbag Brain

Hey, I noticed you are a uniquely talented individual. So I developed a mental disorder to balance things out.

Hey, I noticed you are a uniquely talented individual. So I developed a mental disorder to balance things out.   Scumbag Brain

Physical activity improves cognitive function, boosts the immune system, decreases cardiovascular disease and improves sleep. FUCK IT

Physical activity improves cognitive function, boosts the immune system, decreases cardiovascular disease and improves sleep. FUCK IT  Scumbag Brain