Scumbag Brain

I see you have your hands full Here, let me give you an itchy nose

I see you have your hands full Here, let me give you an itchy nose  Scumbag Brain

checks time on phone checks phone again because wasn't paying attention

checks time on phone  checks phone again because wasn't paying attention  Scumbag Brain

remembers important chores when busy never remembers when you have free time

remembers important chores when busy never remembers when you have free time   Scumbag Brain

Stayed up late and is tired all day Is no longer tired and stays up late again

Stayed up late and is tired all day  Is no longer tired and stays up late again   Scumbag Brain

struggles to wake up in time throughout whole school year Wakes up naturally at 5 am throughout summer

struggles to wake up in time throughout whole school year Wakes up naturally at 5 am throughout summer  Scumbag Brain

Flawlessly remembers melody and lyrics to a song you haven't listened to in years What did I eat for breakfast?

Flawlessly remembers melody and lyrics to a song you haven't listened to in years What did I eat for breakfast?   Scumbag Brain

PIZZA IS BURNING YOUR HAND? QUICK- PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH!

PIZZA IS BURNING YOUR HAND? QUICK- PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH!  Scumbag Brain

YOU'RE IN COMPLETE DARKNESS? HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT SPIDERS AND MURDERERS LATELY?

YOU'RE IN COMPLETE DARKNESS? HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT SPIDERS AND MURDERERS LATELY?  Scumbag Brain

forgot to do something important? let me remind you right before you fall asleep

forgot to do something important? let me remind you right before you fall asleep   Scumbag Brain

Dreams help you deal with your deepest desires and anxieties and provide solutions to many problems Makes you forget them in the morning

Dreams help you deal with your deepest desires and anxieties and provide solutions to many problems Makes you forget them in the morning  Scumbag Brain