Scumbag Brain

mon-fri: late for work because you slept in sat-sun: up before the sun

mon-fri: late for work because you slept in sat-sun: up before the sun  Scumbag Brain

Knows its impolite to stare at co worker's boobs makes you stare at co worker's boobs

Knows its impolite to stare at co worker's boobs  makes you stare at co worker's boobs  Scumbag Brain

Trying to forget about ex-gf has the best dream ever, with ex-gf as main character

Trying to forget about ex-gf has the best dream ever, with ex-gf as main character  Scumbag Brain

Remember that muffin I begged for this morning? Thanks. Oh also, now you're the fattest person on the planet.

Remember that muffin I begged for this morning? Thanks. Oh also, now you're the fattest person on the planet.    Scumbag Brain

Doesn't remember anything you need to do Remembers isolated embarassing social incident from five years ago

Doesn't remember anything you need to do Remembers isolated embarassing social incident from five years ago  Scumbag Brain

Makes life changing decision over ruled by penis..

Makes life changing decision over ruled by penis..  Scumbag Brain

reset a password immediately remembers the old one.

reset  a password immediately remembers the old one.  Scumbag Brain

Correctly type a word you've spelt a thousand times before That doesn't look right

Correctly type a word you've spelt a thousand times before That doesn't look right  Scumbag Brain

Convinces you to "Just do it, you've got nothing to lose" Won't let you forget embarrassing moment for the rest of your life

Convinces you to

Need to get to sleep quickly, important day tomorrow It's 4AM. Wonders what your ex is doing

Need to get to sleep quickly, important day tomorrow It's 4AM. Wonders what your ex is doing   Scumbag Brain