Scumbag Brain

Forgets your anniversary Never forgets your ex

Forgets your anniversary Never forgets your ex  Scumbag Brain

Can't keep eyes open outside of bed Can't keep eyes closed in bed

Can't keep eyes open outside of bed Can't keep eyes closed in bed  Scumbag Brain

Never forgets to lock doors Always forgets if you locked the doors

Never forgets to lock doors Always forgets if you locked the doors  Scumbag Brain

hates ex girlfriend loves ex girlfriend

hates ex girlfriend loves ex girlfriend  Scumbag Brain

looking for item that's in your hand

looking for item that's in your hand  Scumbag Brain

Hears alarm clock going off turns it off without waking up

Hears alarm clock going off turns it off without waking up  Scumbag Brain

Makes your bladder hold it in for the whole night. Wakes you up a half hour before your alarm goes off to piss.

Makes your bladder hold it in for the whole night. Wakes you up a half hour before your alarm goes off to piss.  Scumbag Brain

Spend two hours trying on outfits Decide to wear what you were going to wear originally

Spend two hours trying on outfits Decide to wear what you were going to wear originally  Scumbag Brain

Your phone is vibrating... Made you look

Your phone is vibrating... Made you look  Scumbag Brain

can't get up for 8am wide awake at 6am WEEK DAY MORNINGS WEEKEND MORNINGS

can't get up for 8am wide awake at 6am WEEK DAY MORNINGS WEEKEND MORNINGS  Scumbag Brain