Scumbag Brain

Wants to sleep in on school days Is up at the crack of dawn on weekends

Wants to sleep in on school days Is up at the crack of dawn on weekends   Scumbag Brain

Cute girl around? Hey dude, here's some of the stupidest shit you could possibly say.

Cute girl around? 
 Hey dude, here's some of the stupidest shit you could possibly say.   Scumbag Brain

10 more minutes of work until finished HEY LET'S PROCRASTINATE FOR 5 HOURS!

10 more minutes of work until finished HEY LET'S PROCRASTINATE FOR 5 HOURS!  Scumbag Brain

Nothing to eat in the fridge? you should check again.

Nothing to eat in the fridge? you should check again.   Scumbag Brain

Can't stay awake in class Wide awake as soon as class ends

Can't stay awake in class Wide awake as soon as class ends  Scumbag Brain

Driving, when a song comes on that you know samples a police siren STILL FREAKS THE FUCK OUT

Driving, when a song comes on that you know samples a police siren STILL FREAKS THE FUCK OUT   Scumbag Brain

Oh, you have to wake up early tomorrow morning? Ill just keep you up all night and let you fall asleep an hour before you have to wake up.

Oh, you have to wake up early tomorrow morning? Ill just keep you up all night and let you fall asleep an hour before you have to wake up.  Scumbag Brain

Recognizes all of its problems Decides to change nothing

Recognizes all of its problems Decides to change nothing  Scumbag Brain

passionately Hates a song Can't stop singing in your head

passionately Hates a song Can't stop singing in your head  Scumbag Brain

Wishes for a relationship when single Wishes to be single when in a relationship

Wishes for a relationship when single Wishes to be single when in a relationship   Scumbag Brain