Scumbag Brain

Need to cram for an exam tomorrow? You've never created a successful meme; try now.

Need to cram for an exam tomorrow? You've never created a successful meme; try now.   Scumbag Brain

Get to bed early cause of your plans tomorrow LOL just kidding, too anxious to sleep

Get to bed early cause of your plans tomorrow LOL just kidding, too anxious to sleep  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you took a one hour nap earlier? Guess you're not sleeping tonight.

Oh, you took a one hour nap earlier? Guess you're not sleeping tonight.  Scumbag Brain

Dwells on things that can't be changed refuses to improve on things that can

Dwells on things that can't be changed refuses to improve on things that can   Scumbag Brain

"We shouldn't do anything today." Guilt trips you all night over not getting anything done

about to watch a movie with a hot girl? ah, have fun holding this massive fart all night

about to watch a movie with a hot girl? ah, have fun holding this massive fart all night  Scumbag Brain

You've been doing well in school lately? Removes all motivation

You've been doing well in school lately? Removes all motivation  Scumbag Brain

Procrastinates for hours on homework It takes 15 minutes to finish

Procrastinates for hours on homework It takes 15 minutes to finish  Scumbag Brain

Affords you the physical ability to lock your front door. Deletes the memory of doing so within a minute and guilts you into returning to check

Affords you the physical ability to lock your front door. Deletes the memory of doing so within a minute and guilts you into returning to check  Scumbag Brain

"hey you know those 1,000s of words in your vocabulary?" "here's 5 of them."