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New year buddy!

THERE!                                     NOW I AM OFFICIALLY HANGING OUT WITH SOMEONE ON NEW YEARS. Scumbag Alcohol

FACEBOOK PAGE

WHO NEEDS THIS WHEN YOU'VE GOT PMSL PAGE TO CHEER YOU UP Scumbag Alcohol

Perfect for

PERFECT FOR HEAVY DRINKERS Scumbag Alcohol

Every time

SCREWS UP HOLLANDAISE SOBER TURNS OUT PERFECTLY AFTER 2 BOTTLES OF WINE Scumbag Alcohol

Woo hoo

KILLED TWELVE PEOPLE THIS WEEK DIDN'T EVEN BREAK A LITRE Scumbag Alcohol

thing about vodka

GO AHEAD. DANCE. YOU CAN DO IT. Scumbag Alcohol

I'll tell her

VODKA: CALL HER A FAT PIG. ME: I CAN'T DO THAT! VODKA: KEEP DRINKING, I'LL TELL HER. Scumbag Alcohol

SMOOTH TALKER

YEAH, YOU CAN TALK SMOOTH TO THIS GIRL AT THE BAR JUST HAVE A FEW MORE DRINKS TO LOOSEN YOU UP Scumbag Alcohol

fuck you alcohol

SO YOU PLANNED TO WRITE ON YOUR SRP ON A FRIDAY? LET ME FUCK THAT UP FOR YOU Scumbag Alcohol

Luke's Life

THIS SHALL BE LUKE'S LAST DRINK NOT Scumbag Alcohol