Scumbag Advice God

Makes so much sense.

GIVES HUMANS FREE WILL. DEMANDS THEY DO EXACTLY AS HE SAYS. Scumbag Advice God

Get away from me pot of GOLD!

SELF PROCLAIMED ALTERNATOR GOD HIRES HAT WEARING MIDGET LEPRECAUN TO TROLL FB AND PROTECT INDUSTRY SECRETS Scumbag Advice God

god doctor

BEING PRAISED FOR CURING A DISEASE MADE THAT DISEASE IN THE FIRST PLACE Scumbag Advice God

very Offensive

TYPE

Deck you

DIVVY THIS DECKINGS SHITE Scumbag Advice God

Douche bag god

FORGIVES YOU IF YOU PRAY FOR FORGIVENESS NO MATTER WHAT EVEN IF YOUR A MURDERER   SENDS JEWS TO HELL BECAUSE THERE ANSENSTERS NAILED HIS SON TO A CROSS Scumbag Advice God

Angry god

CREATES HUNDREDS OF WORLDS AND PUT LIFE ON ONE AND FLODS THEM AND BURNS THEM Scumbag Advice God

scumbag god secret

THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SECRET  Scumbag Advice God

Every time

REMEMBER, YOU'RE CHRISTIAN YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO GET DRUNK AND HAVE FUN Scumbag Advice God

the idea of a god

THE IDEA OF A GOD  GIVES YOU THE RIGHT TO KILL ANYONE YOU WANT BECAUSE IT'S WHAT GOD WANTED Scumbag Advice God