Schrute

True Fact, Actually!

Speed of light?

THE SPEED OF LIGHT IS THE FASTEST IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE FALSE. NOTHING IS FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF LIGHT, AND A TURTLE IS FASTER THAN NOTHING. Schrute

You have relatives in a third world country? False. We all exist in the same world.

YOU HAVE RELATIVES IN A THIRD WORLD COUNTRY? FALSE. WE ALL EXIST IN THE SAME WORLD. Schrute

This shirt makes me look fat

The worst thing to say to someone in trauma

Leap year? Nah.

Upon the election...

Being lazy doesn't kill you

preferred customer queue

THERE WERE TWO MESSAGES IN THE PREFERRED QUEUE. FALSE Schrute

DA FAQ!!

WHAT THE F**K  AM I LOOKING AT??!! Schrute