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Absent student

I WAS ABSENT.  DID WE DO ANYTHING IMPORTANT? NO.  I CANCELED CLASS SINCE YOU WERE ABSENT. Schrute

collins is for real

FACT! COLLINS IS FOR REAL! Schrute

stupid autocorrect

YOU SPEND A THIRD OF YOUR LIFE ASLEEP FALSE     YOU SPEND A THIRD OF YOUR LIFE FIXING AUTOCORRECT Schrute

Crying out of your heart

Cookie Steal

DON'T YOU DARE TAKE THAT COOKIE.  Schrute

Useless knowledge

DID YOU KNOW THAT ..... THAT THERE ISN'T A CALCULATED FUCK GIVEN AT THIS MOMENT Schrute

Nathaniel 2222

HOWDY MAM THIS IS NATHANIEL MIND IF I YELL AT YOU OVER THE PHONE FOR 20 MINUTES? Schrute

what you talkin bout willis

 WHAT CHU TALKIN BOUT                      EARL Schrute

You reap what you sow

Smooth man cory moores

FALSE ONLY CORY MOORES IS SMOOTH MAN Schrute