Schrute

I'm so stingy

I DON'T GIVE A  FUCK Schrute

the everyday human

I WAS SITING AT WORK UNTIL... JANOS KARANCZ WALKED IN OMG THAT BARACUDA THO Schrute

computer nerd

RST PSSH                          I'M A LADIES MAN TRY SYN/ACK Schrute

Hey we're cool right?

  Schrute

Russian Roulette

IT WOULD BE OKAY LOSING IN RUSSIAN ROULETTE. INCORRECT. IF YOU ARE PLAYING RUSSIAN ROULETTE THE LOSER DIES. Schrute

FOMO Meter

 FOMO METER JUST ENTERED THE RED ZONE Schrute

Just Juicing

DON'T MESS WITH ME ON SATURDAYS. THAT'S MY JUICING DAY Schrute

Early bird pricing

LERN EARLY-BIRD CONFERENCE PRICES LAST FOREVER FALSE.   LERN.ORG/CONFERENCE Schrute

carissa meme

DID I HEAR CORRECTLY CARISSA LIKES RED HEADS ? Schrute

MATT :)

BOTH BRAINS AND GOOD LOOKS AREN'T POSSIBLE IN A GUY? FALSE MATT WATKINS IS THE ULTIMATE PACKAGE Schrute