Schrute

What did 0 say to 8?

FALSE. NUMBERS ARE NOT CAPABLE OF SPEECH. Schrute

SERVER DOWN?

DID I DO SOMETHING WRONG? OR SOXDN DOWN AGAIN? Schrute

Schrute Test

I WILL DESTROY THIS TEST    YOU JUST WATCH ME, MICHAEL Schrute

Restroom pass

CAN YOU USE THE RESTROOM?     I DON'T KNOW. CAN YOU?  Schrute

Funny thingasdas

EKMEK IÇIN EKMELEDDIN? YANLIŞ. EKMEK IÇIN BUĞDAY, UN VE BIR FIRIN LAZIM. Schrute

Its never finished

        ITS NEVER FINISHED.     Schrute

squirrel ff

YOU SAY THAT'S A PERM FALSE YOU HAVE PUBES ON YOUR HEAD Schrute

You are so hot

YOU ARE SO HOT IN THAT CROP TOP FALSE. A BODY TEMPERATURE OF 108°F  WILL RESULT IN INSTANT DEATH Schrute

adam after

 ADAMS FACE AFTER READING YOUR POST  Schrute

baby godfather

THEY WON'T NOTICE IF I TAKE A COUPLE OF THEIR EGGS... FALSE, WE SEE EVERYTHING.  Schrute