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Roses are red. Violets are blue. False. Violets are actually purple. Hence the name violet.

ROSES ARE RED.  VIOLETS ARE BLUE. FALSE.  VIOLETS ARE ACTUALLY PURPLE.  HENCE THE NAME VIOLET. Schrute

MITÄ TÄNÄÄN

MITÄ TEET TÄNÄÄN Schrute

A FUNNY TITLE

FALSE THIS APPEARS TO WORK Schrute

Bad luck. False. It's a coincidence.

BAD LUCK. FALSE.  IT'S A COINCIDENCE. Schrute

Country music

FALSE. ERIC CHURCH IS THE BEST RADIO STATION ON PANDORA. Schrute

I'm not doing anything. False. The act of doing nothing is something.

I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING. FALSE.  THE ACT OF DOING NOTHING IS SOMETHING. Schrute

Fact: You're reading this using my voice.

FACT: YOU'RE READING THIS USING MY VOICE. Schrute

Life is way too short. False. Living is the longest thing you will ever do.

LIFE IS WAY TOO SHORT. FALSE.  LIVING IS THE LONGEST THING YOU WILL EVER DO. Schrute

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מם זאת תמונה קבועה שמעבירה מסר מסויים .לא נכון מם הוא יחידת מידע שמשתכפלת ממוחות ומאגרים לא-חיים של מידע למוחות או מאגרים אחרים Schrute

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YOUR ARGUMENT IS  INVALID!  Schrute