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Weird boner

 I HAVE THE WEIRDEST BONER RIGHT NOW! Schrute

middle school meme

 LISTEN AND TAKE NOTES! Schrute

don't be a dick

GO TO ALL YOUR HOLIDAY EVENTS  BUT YOU CAN'T GO TO MY KIDS BIRTHDAY PARTY  Schrute

moving mountains is impossible

IT IS PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE FOR ANY HUMAN TO MOVE A MOUNTAIN Schrute

Casa da CARINA®

UQUÊ? AINDA NÃO ENCOMENDOU SEU BOLO?? Schrute

So my salad is in the freezer?

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I know someone is eating out of the office fridge

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school life

MY FACE WHEN IM TRYING  TO LEARN AND SOMEONE TALKS Schrute

Penis meat

MAKING GUNS ILLEGAL WILL TAKE THEM OFF THE STREET. FALSE, ONLY CRIMINAL WOULD HAVE GUNS THEN Schrute

Shrute IPA

ROSS IS CORRECT? FALSE: #BUYAHOUSE Schrute