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beets bday

NOTHING BEETS YOUR  BIRTHDAY!!! Schrute

beets bday

I HEARD YOU WANTED  BEETS FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY... Schrute

dwight on fitness

FACT: BURPEES BURN BETWEEN 8-15 CALORIES PER MINUTE Schrute

Dwight

FALSE YOU WILL BE TESTED ON ALL OF THEM.  Schrute

farts in office

THE LOOK YOUR CO-WORKER GIVES WHEN HE  FARTS IN THE OFFICE, AND TRIES TO PAWN IT OFF ON YOU. Schrute

We now require that the men we date come with a car fax

WE NOW REQUIRE THAT THE MEN WE DATE COME WITH A CAR FAX JUST SHOW ME THE CAR FAX!!! Schrute

when u mention the word booty

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stupid questions

THERE ARE NO STUPID QUESTIONS? WRONG. THEY'RE THE ONES I ANSWER WHILE YOUR HAND'S UP. Schrute

Meeting

MANDATORY FLOOR MEETING  THURSDAY 3RD FLOOR LOUNGE 7:15PM  Schrute

Workin hard

YES WAYNE  I'LL GOT THAT  Schrute