Schrute

light is not darkness

THERE'S ALWAYS A LIGHT IN THE DARKNESS? FALSE.    DARKNESS IS THE ABSENCE OF LIGHT Schrute

darkness is not light

THERE'S ALWAYS A LIGHT IN THE DARKNESS FALSE.       DARKNESS IS THE ABSENCE OF LIGHT Schrute

FUCK YOU

THINKING OF VOTING FOR SOMEONE ELSE?  FALSE. VOTE MEGAN DINGES FOR PIPER 3 SENATOR  Schrute

Beets, bears

BEETS, BEARS BATTLESTAR GALLACTICA  Schrute

Wrong... S.A.L.T.S.

SMILED A LITTLE, THEN STOPPED  Schrute

Assistant Manager

ASSISTANT TO THE ESCALATIONS MANAGER? FALSE! ASSISTANT ESCALATIONS MANAGER Schrute

false cat

FALSE. CATS RUB THEIR HEAD AGAINST PEOPLE TO SHOW US THEIR FACE ITCHES. Schrute

Fuck stick

TRAVIS IS A GREAT BOYFRIEND. FALSE. HE IS AN INCONSIDERATE BASTARD WITH NO REGARD FOR YOU OR YOUR CHILD. Schrute

Muppet levels

 1. PEOPLE BEING MANIPULATED   2. TRUSTED VOICES   3. WORD OF GOD VOICES   4. REPEAT AFTER ME MUPPETS USING PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY. Schrute

Schrute is catchin on

ISSA IS MARRIED?  FALSE. HE WEARS A HEADBAND SIGNIFYING HIS LOVE FOR HIS WIFE. THAT'S ALL WE KNOW. Schrute