Schrute

Stephens Amaretto

SOME ONE SAY  STEPHENS ITALIAN AMARETTO ? Schrute

French Fries

FALSE FRENCH FRIES ARE AWEFUL THE SECOND DAY Schrute

paper money

FALSE U.S. PAPER MONEY IS ACTUALLY COTTON Schrute

Landed who said it

FACT: YOU DON'T DESERVE BETTER, YOU DESERVE WHERE YOUR DECISIONS HAVE TAKEN YOU.  Schrute

xl trailers

THAT YOU ARE FRICKEN POSTIVE I WELDED? Schrute

karlie though

          HEALA                   MIG NUUE       Schrute

last roll

 WHEN YOUR BROTHER TAKES THE LAST ROLL Schrute

false

FALSE ITS BLACK THURSDAY NOW  Schrute

movies, eh?

I HAVEN'T SEEN MANY MOVIES? FALSE. I'VE SEEN OVER 240 OF THEM. Schrute

Drizzling dwight

FALSE                    IT'S..........DRIZZLING                   Schrute