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Literal Dwight

YOUR GPA DOESN'T MATTER? FALSE. IT DOES MATTER, AND I WOULD LIKE A DRINK WITH THAT MEAL, PLEASE. Schrute

Common Misconception

BEING A CHRISTIAN MEANS DOING MORE GOOD THAN BAD. FALSE. YOUR ETERNITY ISN'T BASED ON A GOOD/BAD T-CHART. Schrute

Adidas Christmas shoes

FALSE.  THE ADIDAS CONTRACT SPECIFICALLY EXCLUDES CHRISTMAS SHOES.   Schrute

You mean they have pharmaceuticals for insomnia...

YOU MEAN THEY HAVE PHARMACEUTICALS FOR INSOMNIA... WHAT IT'S CALLED XANAX!!! Schrute

15th Condescending Man

YOU THINK JOING A DIFFERENT UNIT IT WILL CHANGE THINGS? FALSE IT'S STILL ARMA 3 JSUT DIFFERENT MODS Schrute

Aquele estranho momento que em um minuto você está concentrado e trabalhando, e de repente você começa a se comunicar por memes

TRABALHANDO CONCENTRADO.... ...E SE COMUNICANDO POR MEMES Schrute

The whole state of *ichigan

WE GIVE A DAM FOR THE WHOLE STATE OF *ICHIGAN. FALSE. WE'RE FROM OHIO. Schrute

Be Prepared in the Office ladies..it can get crazy..

 WWW.TRAVELZIPPIES.COM Schrute

Did you say Free Shipping and a Free Travel Zippie?

BLACK FRIDAY!  Schrute

Question...Do I love OSU?

FALSE.  OHIO STATE STILL SUCKS Schrute