Schrute

The look the other guys give you when you save from switching to Allstate

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Dwight at the ADDYS

NOT YOUR DADDY'S ADDYS? FALSE. MY FATHER WINS EVERY YEAR. Schrute

Happy Birthday? (28)

           HAPPY BIRTHDAY?         FALSE: YOUR BIRTHDAY WAS 28 YEARS AGO. Schrute

false SCHRUTE

FALSE I DID NOT GET FIRED I WAS POLITELY ASKED TO RESIGN Schrute

Danny's 30

HAPPY BIRTHDAY  FALSE!  YOUR BIRTHDAY WAS 30 YEARS AGO! Schrute

mini-THON promo

FREE AFTER SCHOOL TOMORROW? FALSE. YOU'LL BE AT THE MINI-THON MEETING IN THE CAFE. Schrute

That moment when...

WHEN YOU REALIZE YOU'RE WORKING... ...THE NIGHT OF THE HOBBIT PREMIERE. Schrute

5 Tony

YOU SAY YOU SLAPPED A BURRITO OUT OF MY HAND FALSE: I DO NOT HAVE A BURRITO IN MY HAND Schrute

See John 1

BIRD IS THE WORD?  FALSE. JESUS IS THE WORD.  Schrute

Dat dress do

DAT DRESS THO  Schrute