Schrute

It's Dead.

ALIVE? FALSE. CHUCK TESTA Schrute

ADf;osd Colol ol

I'M GETTIN BORED  YOU TOO? Schrute

It's dead.

ALIVE? FALSE. CHUCK TESTA. Schrute

Leadership meeting

NOWHERE TO BE ON MONDAY NIGHT AT 9? FALSE, YOU HAVE A LEADERSHIP HOUSE MEETING. Schrute

Your jink

TRUST US DAN....... WE DON'T WANNA SEE YOUR JUNK! Schrute

did anyone ask Jesus to take the wheel on this one?

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Pk fuck you

FALSE HP MISS Schrute

Is this your marketing strategy?

YOU SPEND A LOT OF MONEY TO GET MY ATTENTION JUST SO I COULD HANG UP ON YOUR VOICEMAIL?   Schrute

st pats day

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ST. PATRICK'S DAY & CINCO DE MAYO? NO ONE PRETENDS TO BE MEXICAN ON CINCO DE MAYO! Schrute

Ask politely

WAIT, MRS. HIGGINS WILL LEND ME HER IPAD? MAYBE I SHOULD ASK POLITELY Schrute