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Vegans have short life spans

LIFE IS SHORT FALSE! LIVING IS THE LONGEST THING YOU'LL EVER DO. UNLESS YOU ONLY EAT VEGGIES. Schrute

that face you make when someone you hear

THAT FACE YOU MAKE WHEN SOMEONE YOU HEAR IS TALKING SHIT ABOUT IRON MAIDEN Schrute

um MEMEMEMEM

SU·I·CIDE THE ACT OF BEING A FUCKING SELF SUCKING FAGGOT WHO CANT HANDLE THE PRESSURE OF LIKE, LET ALONE THE PRESSURE THAT THE ATMOSPHERE PUTS ON THEM EVERY DAY, PEOPLE WHO ARE SO EDGY THAT A FUCKING FEATHER WOULD PUSH THEM OVER THE ENDGE INTO THE FUCKING HUDSON RI Schrute

Symbols of Slavery?

FIGHTING OVER THE MEANING OF A PIECE OF CLOTH? IT'S LITTLE GREEN PAPERS THAT IS THE SYMBOL OF SLAVERY. Schrute

Flags for Cash

YOU FIGHT OVER THE MEANING BEHIND A PIECE OF CLOTH, WHEN THE REAL SYMBOL OF SLAVERY IS IN THE FORM OF LITTLE GREEN PAPERS. Schrute

Today is your birthday, David!

 FALSE: THAT WAS 51 YEARS AGO. Schrute

Bring it on!

YOU WAN'T TO LOCK US UP TONY, BRING IT ON BITCH, WE DARE YA! Schrute

You wanna lock us up....

YOU WANNA LOCK US UP TONY? WELL BRING IT BITCH! Schrute

Wage Theft

WAGE THEFT ISN'T A BIG DEAL. FALSE, LOW WAGE WORKERS LOSE AN AVERAGE OF $2,634 ANNUALLY, COSTING $30 BILLION DOLLARS ANNUALLY. Schrute

ma sta zitto

POI, ALL'IMPROVVISO, HA COMINCIATO A DIRE