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RESPECT MY AUTHORITY

WENDYS EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH  DARLENE Schrute

Sometimes inspirational messages are so damn long you lose interest in reading the whole damn thing.

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No Skipping

I CAN SKIP THE MANDATORY FLOOR MEETING WEDNESDAY FALSE IT'S MANDATORY  Schrute

I can skip not

I CAN SKIP THE MANDATORY FLOOR MEETING WEDNESDAY FALSE: IT'S MANDATORY Schrute

Alex's special friend

HEY ALEX WANT SOME CANDY Schrute

your dress doesn't match any ki

YOUR HAIR DOESN'T LOOK NICE UNLESS YOUR HAIR IS DOWN? FALSE. YOUR HAIR DOESN'T LOOK RIGHT ON FIRE Schrute

coworkers from hell

TALK BEHIND YOUR BACK JUST LOUD ENOUGH TO HEAR STICK IN EARBUDS TO FEIGN DEAFNESS WHEN YOU CALL THEM ON THEIR SHIT  Schrute

Someone's off their meds

I INTERACT WITH COWORKERS AND ASK OCCASIONAL QUESTIONS  PSYCHO BITCH A CUBE AWAY HUFFS AND PUFFS AND BLOWS HER BRAINS OUT Schrute

You know they are off their meds...

MY DESK CHAIR SQUEAKS AND MY FAN RATTLES PSYCHO COWORKER LOSES THEIR SHIT Schrute

Jump on a grap

FALSE BUT YOU'RE AWESOME FOR JUMPING ON IT ANYWAY. Schrute