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Dwight Schrute

ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS YES, THAT IS HOW THE SAYING GOES Schrute

I say we should...

WE WANT TO CUT $500M IN WOMEN

For people not for profit

FACT: CREDIT UNIONS ARE FOR PEOPLE, NOT FOR PROFIT. Schrute

He is black from his ears to the tip of his tail. False! The tip of his tail is white.

HE IS BLACK FROM HIS EARS TO THE TIP OF HIS TAIL FALSE!  THE TIP OF HIS TAIL IS WHITE Schrute

package time

WONDERING WHAT TIME TO PICK UP THE PACKAGE MESSAGE BACK WITH TIME PLZ Schrute

Fact , Meaning of the Word

YOU KEEP USING THAT WORD FACT..., I DON'T THINK IT MEANS WHAT YOU THINK IT DOES . Schrute

I'm not a wet blanket!

 I JUST ENJOY SUCKING ALL THE HOPES AND DREAMS OUT OF YOUR SOUL! Schrute

dwight and benzos

ONLY THOSE WHO ABUSE BENZOS HAVE PROBLEMS WITH THEM FALSE: EVEN THOSE WHO TAKE AS PRESCRIBED CAN HAVE HELLISH TOLERANCE AND WITHDRAWALS Schrute

DJ Face

THE FACE I MAKE WHEN OTHER DJS  TRY TO PEEK AT YOUR TRACK SELECTIONS Schrute

Funny shit

FALSE 60.00 AN HOUR IS NOT CHEAP Schrute