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Schrute

Is it appropriate to wish you a happy birthday.

IS IT APPROPRIATE TO WISH YOU A HAPPY BIRTHDAY? NO. A BIRTHDAY IS A DATE. IT IS INCAPABLE OF EMOTION. Schrute
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Vote for DANIYAL! :D

NO ONE IS VOTING FOR THE PLANE? HAVE YOU FLUSHED YOUR BRAIN DOWN THE TOILET? Schrute
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Dice Failing

YOUR DICE FAILED YOU? FALSE. YOUR INABILITY TO PLAN FOR UNFAVORABLE DICE OUTCOMES LEAD TO YOUR FAILURE. Schrute
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I CALL IT WHATEVER I WANT

FALSE I CAN BE HOME RELAXING Schrute
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Even birds

BIRDS ARE MONOGAMOUS? WRONG! MOST ARE JUST SOCIALLY MONOGAMOUS, YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID! Schrute
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Monogamy is unnatural

EMPEROR PENGUINS MATE FOR 1 YEAR BEFORE MOVING ON TO A NEW MATE YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID! Schrute
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monogamy is unnatural

EMPEROR PENGUINS USUALLY MATE FOR ONE YEAR BEFORE MOVING ON TO MATE WITH A NEW PARTNER YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID! Schrute
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bitch please

WRONG I DIDN'T LIKE EVERY PICTURE Schrute
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Bike car and die

WELL THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY. Schrute
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Chloe drinking

WRONG YOU NEVER NEED A REASON TO START DRINKING EARLY Schrute
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