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Sidney

YOU'RE NOT STUPID  SIDNEY  Schrute

Starbucks Dwight

THE BEST PART OF WAKING UP IS STARBUCKS IN YOUR CUP? FALSE. KNOWING YOU SURVIVED THE NIGHT IS THE BEST PART OF WAKING UP. Schrute

Squats vs Fat

SQUATS ARE BAD FOR YOUR KNEES. FALSE. BEING FAT IS BAD FOR YOUR KNEES. Schrute

born this way

I WAS BORN THIS WAY FALSE!!! IT WOULD HAVE DECIMATED YOU'RE MOM'S UTERUS THEN Schrute

fuck you

WHAT DOESN'T KILL ME CAN ONLY MAKE ME STRONGER FALSE... AIDS Schrute

BAD DRIVERS

WOMEN ARE BAD DRIVERS FALSE. UH .. NO ITS BECAUSE... THEY TEND TO .. THEY HAVE ... YES Schrute

Work Hard

SO YOU THINK YOUR JOB IS THE HARDEST? FALSE! DIAMONDS ARE HARDER! Schrute

Today smoking will save lives

IT'S MY OWN FAULT FOR USING POWERPOINT.  POWERPOINT IS BORING. Schrute

Today Smoking Will Save Lives

IT'S MY OWN FAULT FOR USING POWERPOINT. POWERPOINT IS BORING.  PEOPLE LEARN IN A LOT OF DIFFERENT WAYS, BUT EXPERIENCE IS THE BEST TEACHER. Schrute

Quashing any fears for dog lovers out there...

HALLOWEEN IS NATIONAL KILL A PITBULL DAY.. FALSE.  IT'S A STUPID HOAX. Schrute