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Beatty Work

IT'S OKAY TO NOT SAVE YOUR FILES, MATT WILL FIND THEM FALSE! ONCE THEY'RE GONE, MATT WILL NOT FIND THEM Schrute

Wounds is the place.

THE WOUND IS THE PLACE WHERE THE LIGHT ENTERS YOU FALSE! THE WOUND IS WHERE BLOOD LEAVES YOU. THE IRIS IS WHERE LIGHT ENTERS YOU. Schrute

Who needs local SEO?

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dwight turnips

HALPERT WENT TO ROCHESTER? WAS HE IN THE RAMBLERS WITH ANDY BERNARD? Schrute

Everything is bigger in Alaska

EVERYTHING IS BIGGER IN TEXAS? WRONG, ALASKA IS BIGGER! Schrute

College has lied

TAKING BIO 201 WILL TEACH YOU SCIENCE FALSE, IT'S ABOUT MAKING YOU THINK THAT YOUR LIFE AS BEEN A LIE  Schrute

The Person On the Right Is Always Surprised?

 FALSE. THE FIRST PICTURE IS MIRRORED. Schrute

Nokia Does

PHONES CAN'T SURVIVE WITHOUT CHARGERS WRONG: NOKIA DOES Schrute

Steelers fans be like

QUESTION: WHY ARE THE STEELERS' SUPER BOWL RINGS SO OLD AND DUSTY? Schrute

Mispronounced Name

THE LOOK ON MY FACE WHEN PEOPLE CALL ME