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hjgit jjsof

FALSE SHE IS TWO POST DOWN Schrute

False Sox

FALSE STATISTICALLY SPEAKING IF WE TAKE MARKET SHARE ALONE MORE PEOPLE CARE ABOUT THE RED SOX THAN YOUR STUPID CINCINNATI RED. Schrute

STAIRS

FACT... 401 STAIRS ON CAMPUS Schrute

Dwight the Statist on Chickens Crossing Roads

FALSE! WITHOUT GOVERNMENT THERE WILL BE NO ROADS Schrute

Dwight the Statist

FALSE! WITHOUT GOVERNMENT THERE ARE NO RAODS Schrute

passing the bar jay-z meme

FALSE I DID PASS THE BAR...          AND I KNOW A LOT           Schrute

Life is "short"

Words suck

FALSE WORDS ARE INANIMATE THEY CAN'T CUT  Schrute

He is right!

               I LOVE THE OFFICE                             FALSE. IT'S SIMPLY AN ADDICTION. Schrute

Ehem, Generalizing

I GOT THE GIRAFFE RIDDLE WRONG? FALSE. I SLEEP WITH MY EYES OPEN Schrute