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I am Boydo

I AM BOYDO YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVAILD Schrute

Drunk Dutch

YOU DUMBASS  DRIVE HOME FROM THE BAR DRUNK Schrute

Red Bull Gives you Wings?

RED BULL GIVES YOU WINGS? FALSE. BENT OVER ROWS GIVE YOU WINGS Schrute

a watched pot

A WATCHED POT NEVER BOILS? FALSE. A WATCHED POT WILL INDEED BOIL GIVEN A HOT ENOUGH FLAME AND A SUBSTANTIAL AMOUNT OF TIME Schrute

making me wait all the time

YOU SAID IT WAS A MINUTE OR TWO FALSE! I'M STILL WAITING! Schrute

Op shaco penta kill

MIKE HAR ALDRIG PRØVET AT VÆRE UDENFOR MEN HAN ER DA GULD 3 I LOL Schrute

Capn Crunch

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU. DISCO THUNDER. I SAW YOU EYEING MY CAP'N CRUNCH. THINK TWICE. Schrute

Be ready!

THANKSGIVING IS IN 2 DAYS HAVE YOU GOT YOUR STRETCHY PANTS PICKED OUT? Schrute

this is false

FALSE THANKSGIVING WAS SIX WEEKS AGO Schrute

Stove or Microwave

STOVE OR MICROWAVE? HARDEST DECISION. Schrute