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Recon joke

IMPOSSIBLE TO BE SELECTED FOR RECON? FALSE YOU JUST HAVE A 0.001% PROBABILITY Schrute

Dwight Open Mat

ONLY HUNTINGTON HAS OPEN MAT FALSE. SUNDAY 11A-1PM, LEVITTOWN. Schrute

Waste not, love not!

YOU FOUND FAIRYTALE LOVE AT 20 IN SMALL TOWN USA... FALSE, NEITHER ONE OF YOU HAVE THE LIFE EXPERIENCES TO PROVIDE THE OTHER WITH ANYTHING OTHER THAN DEAD WEIGHT... Schrute

Beau May

FALSE THERE WAS A TIE LAST WEEKEND BEAU  Schrute

RIFT momentos

I AM BEING A PRODUCTIVE MEMBER OF THIS RAID FALSE: YOU JUST RAN INTO A DOOR,  GOT LOST, AND FELL OFF A CLIFF Schrute

Metallica solves everything

 FALSE METALLICA  SOLVES EVERYTHING  Schrute

DId you say Azerbaijan?

     DID YOU JUST SAY                       AZERBAIJAN               Schrute

So i cant live with out you huh?

QUE NO PUEDO VIVIR SIN TI?  MENTIRA! NI QUE FUERAS OXÍGENO Schrute

rhyming with sid

NOTHING RHYMES WITH ORANGE NO NOTHING DOESNT RHYME WITH ORANGE Schrute

I am Nick Boyd

           I AM NICK BOYD      YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID  Schrute