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free webinars

THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS FREE. FALSE. ASCENTIS OFFERS FREE EDUCATIONAL WEBINARS.  Schrute

big

CAN    YOU    FEEL IT I'M MIND FUCKING THE SHIT OUT OF YOU Schrute

When teacher asks me a question

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HOTTEST THING ALIVE

FALSE BACTERIUM STRAIN 121 (GEOGEMMA BAROSSII) IS THE HOTTEST LIVING ORGANISM Schrute

Silly kids!

WE DON'T EVEN TALK   BUT YOU WANT ME TO SEND YOU A LIVE ON CANDY CRUSH? Schrute

Selfies are out

            FACT:                    SELFIES ARE SO 2013.      Schrute

Selfies are out?

WHAT? SELFIES ARE SO 2013? Schrute

Colder than Fargo

COLDER IN GRAND FORKS? FALSE. NOTHING IS COLDER THAN FARGO. Schrute

Critical dude

NO ONE FROM THAT PART OF THE COUNTRY COULD POSSIBLY HAVE ANYTHING INTERESTING TO SAY Schrute

Old school

DON'T PAGE ME WITH 911 JUST TO ASK ME WHAT I AM DOING! Schrute