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MN numero uno

MINNESOTA IS SECOND-BEST STATE ACCORDING TO POLITICO. FALSE. IT IS THE BEST STATE. Schrute

MN numero uno

MINNESOTA IS SECOND-BEST STATE, ACCORDING TO POLITICO FALSE. IT IS #1 Schrute

actually just no

ACTUALLY...........JUST NO. Schrute

most chromosomes

       WORLD RECORD FOR      MOST CHROMOSOMES IN ONE PERSON Schrute

big biotch

FALSE THE WORST PART OF WAKING UP IS WAKING UP Schrute

Being mean

          BANANAS CAN'T FLOAT                        AND 5 DOESN'T EQUAL 1000     Schrute

car life

SHE TOLD ME TO CHOOSE BETWEEN HER AND MY CAR SOMETIMES I MISS HER Schrute

Email guy

I'M HAVING TROUBLE WITH THE PITZA EMAILS. Schrute

Little Zoe is right and you're wrong!

YOLO FALSE! ZOE IS RIGHT AND YOU'RE WRONG! Schrute

Law school

SURE YOU COULD JUST USE THE MCGILL GUIDE BUT YOU'D BE WRONG. Schrute