Schrute

Happy Birthday!

KEEP YOUR CAR CLOSE..VERY CLOSE! HAPPY BDAY FROM THE

Dwight Visa?

I WANTED TO MARRY YOU? FALSE, I WANTED YOUR VISA. Schrute

To, Tyler

YOU  BOTHER TO COMMENT, SO IT MEANS YOU DO GIVE FUCKS ABOUT IT.  Schrute

i have lube lol

I HAVE BOTTLES AND BOTTLES  OF LUBE  Schrute

Shrute out

FUCKAROO YES, JIM THAT IS A WORD Schrute

Don't Judge Me

 I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THIS? Schrute

Don't Judge Me

  Schrute

Wall has no WiFi

YOLO! FALSE! THIS WALL HAS NO FREE WIFI! Schrute

I can see you!

YOLO! FALSE! I CAN SEE YOU! Schrute

Asking him to Sadie's

YOU DON'T HAVE A DATE TO SADIE'S? FALSE. YOU'RE GOING WITH ME. Schrute