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Is the pudding ready??

YOU KNOW OBSCURE MOVIE QUOTES? FALSE. JAMES NORTHEY DOES. Schrute

valentine's day

WHY THE F**** IS EVERYONE WISHING A HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY IF THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE A BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND? Schrute

Jam soon?

  JAM? Schrute

BLIND HOPE = NO HOPE

BLIND FAITH = IGNORANCE... FALSE NO FAITH = IGNORANCE Schrute

Happy Valentines Day :)

FALSE AIR IS MADE OF NITROGEN, OXYGEN, ARGON Schrute

Happy Valentines Day :)

FALSE AIR IS MADE OF 76% NITROGEN, 27% OXYGEN, AND 3% WATER VAPOURS  Schrute

Old Economy Tom

GET A JOB!!! ....TAKERS!!! NOW RETIRED, TYPES WITH ONE FINGER, MADE 6 FIGURES, WITH NO SKILLS GOT A UNION JOB, EASILY SUPPORTED A WIFE AND 4 KIDS, NOW HAS A UNION PENSION, COLLECTS SOCIAL SECURITY,  Schrute

Valentine's date

DO I HAVE A DATE FOR VALENTINE'S DAY? YES, IT'S FEBRUARY 14TH! Schrute

Office Office

YOUR PAPER GOT DELETED? FALSE. MICROSOFT OFFICE AUTOSAVES. Schrute

sales geniusness

2 MILLION DOLLAR DEAL HELD UP FOR 200 DOLLARS SHIPPING Schrute