Schrute

Wait dafuq?

THEY ASKED ME HOW MUCH IS 2+2X4 I WAS CONFUSED  WHERE ARE THE BRACKETS IN 2X4 LIKE IT SHOULD BE 2+(2X4) DUHH AND I BETTED 5000 THAT I GOT IT RIGHT Schrute

are you serios?

ARE YOU SERIOUS? Schrute

schrute and his wise words

HAHAHAHAHA? FALSE IT'S HAHAHAHAQHAHAHA Schrute

Have you lost your mind?

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Service Excellence

MEDALS CAN BE WON WITHOUT PROPER SERVICE PROCEDURE. FALSE. SERVICE EXCELLENCE WILL ENSURE VICTORY. Schrute

You're allergic to what? Gluten?

THAT LOOK PEOPLE GIVE ME WHEN... I ORDER TWO DOUBLE CHEESE BURGERS, PLAIN, WITH NO BUN. Schrute

Economic meme

TODAY LUNCH WAS FREE FALSE YOU LOST MONEY EATING LUNCH INSTEAD OF WORKING Schrute

shut her up burrito

SHE NEVER STOPS TALKING, YOU SAY? FACT. GIVE HER A BURRITO Schrute

Dafarque

WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW  Schrute

not todaay

INSOLENT STUDENT IN MRS. WONGS CLASS? FALSE Schrute