Schrute

don't be trashy

        RECYCLING IS TOO HARD             FALSE. THE RECYCLING BIN IS 1 FOOT FROM THE TRASH CAN. Schrute

CASH PRIZES

CASH PRIZES ARE A MYTHICAL CREATURE. WRONG. SIGN UP FOR THE C. HENRY SMITH ORATORY CONTEST. Schrute

cash prizes

THINK CASH PRIZES ARE HARD TO FIND? WRONG. SIGN UP FOR THE C. HENRY SMITH ORATORY CONTEST. Schrute

muscle vs fat debate

MUSCLE WEIGHS MORE THAN FAT FALSE. 1 POUND OF MUSCLE WEIGHS THE SAME AS 1 POUND OF FAT. Schrute

Scholarships be easy

THINK SCHOLARSHIPS ARE DIFFICULT TO FIND? WRONG. SIGN UP FOR THE HENRY C. SMITH ORATORY CONTEST. Schrute

Maui sleeping

I DON'T ALWAYS SLEEP IN MAUI BUT WHEN I DO, ITS BECAUSE I AM PASSED OUT! Schrute

Exercise? Hu

EXERCISE? WHAT IS THIS YOU SPEAK OF  HOW WOULD I HAVE TIME FOR MY SHOWS? Schrute

Schrute doesnt approve gary and dan

FACT: DAN AND GARY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THEY ARE DOING Schrute

Virus newsfeed

ANTIBIOTICS KILL BACTERIAL INFECTIONS. FALSE. BACTERIA ACTUALLY BECOME RESISTANT TO ANTIBIOTICS. Schrute

you have no power here

FACT: YOU JUST LOST THE GAME Schrute